If You Can't Lift My Hammer You Can't Touch My Beard


 If You Can't Lift My Hammer You Can't Touch My Beard.

Inspired by Thor from Avengers

  •         Soft and Durable: 100% combed ring-spun cotton high-end jersey
  •         Preshrunk
  •         Form Fitting
  •         If you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, order one size up
  •         Printed in USA

Please refer to measurements in our size guide
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Order ships between 2-5 business days. Please note that deliveries may vary depending on the time of the year (ex. Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas etc.).

All throughout history, there have been men--no, gentlemen who set themselves apart with their iconic beards. This month, we're celebrating these epic attributes of manliness with our special beard collection, just in time for no-shave November. Our tees are inspired by the best of the beards--can you recognize them all?

See the entire Bearded Collection

$ 24.99
$ 24.99

Returns Policy

You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

You should expect to receive your refund within two weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).

If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the 'Complete Orders' link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.


We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.

When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.

Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

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