Mr. T kept his beard neat and trim, but at least he could grow one. Maybe one day you will too, but until then, you can be patient and wear this top to distract others from your smooth chin.
"I Pity The Beardless Fool" is featured on a modern fit crew tee. Our men's crew tee fits like a well loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and super soft blends of cotton. You won't want to take off this tee after trying it on.
- Modern Fit Crew Tee
- Available in Military Gray, Heather Gray or Charcoal
- Military Gray: 100% Ring Spun Cotton
- Heather Gray: 50% Polyester/25% Cotton/25% Rayon
- Charcoal: 65% Polyester/35% Polyester
- Designed and Printed in USA
Machine wash cold separate
Please refer to measurements in our size guide
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Order ships between 2-5 business days. Please note that deliveries may vary depending on the time of the year (ex. Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas etc.).
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You have 45 days of your purchase confirmation to Return or Exchange your item(s).
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Some goods are exempt from being returned. Due to the nature of custom products, we are also unable to accept returns for custom orders.
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