Humph, You Call That A Beard?

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Does your mammoth beard bring shame and disgrace to the so-called men around you? Show those patchy tufts whose boss with a piece of wearable art—and no, not the art on your face.

"Humph, You Call That A Beard?" is featured on a modern fit crew tee. Our men's crew tee fits like a well loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and super soft blends of cotton. You won't want to take off this tee after trying it on.

  •     Modern Fit Crew Tee
  •     Available in Military Gray, Heather Gray or Charcoal
  •     Military Gray: 100% Ring Spun Cotton
  •     Heather Gray: 50% Polyester/25% Cotton/25% Rayon
  •     Charcoal: 65% Polyester/35% Polyester
  •     Designed and Printed in USA

Machine wash cold separate

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Order ships between 2-5 business days.  Please note that deliveries may vary depending on the time of the year (ex. Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas etc.).

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