Be Weird Be Rude Stay Alive

Signature perfect fit for real humans.

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Everything is made and shipped from our Los Angeles facility. Our team is hard at work creating your stories. Thank you for being patient while we get your orders ready for shipment.

Please allow 3-7 business days for standard shipping. We also offer expedited shipping 2-3 days, see pricing at checkout.

Free exchange and return within 30 days.

Every piece is designed with your story in mind. If you're not completely happy, we accept all returns or exchanges with original tags attached within 30 days.