Wash Your Hands Motherism
This story is printed on our premium men's crew tee. Details & Care Heather Grey: 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon Charcoal: 52% Polyester, 48% Cotton Military Grey: 100% Cotton Crewneck Short sleeves Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Designed and...
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Wash Your Hands Motherism
This story is printed on our premium fleece sweater. Details & Care 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon Cozy Fleece Crewneck Long sleeves Machine wash cold, tumble dry low Designed and printed in the USA Refer to the measurements in...
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Hand Washing World Champion
You know the ins and out of hygiene, and you have plenty of soap to do the job right. Whether you sing happy birthday twice or your ABCs, you are practically a professional when it comes to hand washing. This...
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Until You're Told To Stay Home
At some point, we are all going to make some major sacrifices, but until you have to, try to keep a smile on your face and as close to your regular routine as possible. When the time comes, however, please...
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Hygiene Routine Impetuous
Hand washing? It ain't no big thing. You've been on top of your personal hygiene routine long before it became strongly recommended for everyone. Keep up the good work, folks, because we're all in this together. This story is printed...
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Indooring Thing Before It Became A Thing
Some of us are perfectly happy being homebodies, and spending more time indoors isn't much of a hardship. Think about it: air conditioning, a well-stocked fridge, and control of the remote? What's not to like about staying in? This story...
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Social Distancing Club
Have you ever wanted to be a part of something bigger than you? Well, congrats! You're in the social distancing club. And look, you can even get this special top to warn others to keep their distance for everyone's sake....
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Quarantine And Chill
Have you ever felt more like a global citizen as you do sitting inside watching all of your streaming services? Really, it's the safest place to be, so just stay home and chill to keep and those six feet away...
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Shelter At Home
Hey, there are worse places you can be than sheltering in your own home, so stay there. It's comfy, it has the pillows you like, and bras are optional. Just be sure to try on your jeans now and again...
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Only You Social Distancing
I only have eyes for you....because you need to keep a good six feet away from me. I'll blow you a kiss from a safe distance, and one day soon, we can return to the good old days of hugs....
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The Great Indoors
Why bother going outside? It's much better inside your own home with your Internet access and your pantry. Just stay in, because bras and pants are optional! Also, this top is super comfy and looks great on your couch. This...
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Mommy Brain
You made breakfast. You got the kids fed. You made sure they were dressed. You got their lunches together. You got them off to school without a hitch. You’re kind of a big deal in mismatched shoes. Details & Care...
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I'm So Freaking Cold
Are you one of those people who's always cold? Layer this tee under a hoodie, jacket, and blanket to trap heat closer to your body, or wear it on top and march past the thermostat in protest. Details & Care...
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Weekend Vibes
Unbothered. Unbound. Unfettered. Unguarded. Unfiltered. Unscheduled. Unhurried. Unworried. Hello, Friday. It’s been a whole week since I’ve seen your lovely face, friend! Hate to see you walk away. Love it when you stay! Details & Care 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton,...
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Allergic To Mornings
Eyes itchy. Nose runny. Throat scratchy. Just coughing and sneezing like there’s no tomorrow. I think I’ll be much better if I can sleep for another hour or two or five. Details & Care 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon...
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This Is My Dog Cuddling Sweater
What goes great with loose fur and snuggles? A special sweater that lets everyone know you are down for dogs! You'll be tempted to wear this comfy fleece every day, because, after all, it's always a good time for some...
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Homebody
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Homebody
My strengths include watching TV, reading books, sleeping, snuggling, lounging about, wearing sweatpants, rocking house shoes and sitting on couches. I bring years of experience to this role. References available upon request. Details & Care 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25%...
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Cozy Season
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No makeup, no cute shoes, no fancy clothes. Just sitting around, keeping warm and lounging about with no one around to impress. Perfect! Details & Care 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon...
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I Can't My Kids Have Practice
I’d love to kick back and enjoy drinks or grab a meal and catch up on all the latest gossip, but my kids might be global superstars someday and I don’t want to be left out of their thank you...
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Honey I Couldn't Care Less
Believe me when I tell you that I’ve looked into this. I’ve done the research. I’ve given it everything I can, and I’m simply unable to work up one extra iota of care! Details & Care 50% Polyester, 25% Cotton,...
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