I Solemnly Swear A Lot

Size Guide
Heather Grey
Heather White
Heather Black
  • Everybody has that one thing they do that they may not want to advertise. If yours is a string of curse words, you don't need to feel bad. You aren't alone. Wear this slouchy tee and find your people, for *$ sake.

    Pair it with your go-to jeans for the ultimate casual combination.

    Leave untucked with your go-to jeans or layered under a blazer.

      1. 50% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 25% Rayon
      2. Semi relaxed fit
      3. Slouchy neck
      4. Flowy
      5. Machine wash cold, Tumble dry low
      6. USA Strong
    Ellie is wearing a size Medium in Heather White. Her measurements are 5'7" Tall, Waist 27, Bust 32DD, and Hips 34.
    1. Standard shipping estimate 4-8 business days in the US. (times may vary during holidays)
    2. Every piece is designed with your story in mind. If you're not completely happy, we accept all returns or exchanges with original tags attached within 30 days - no questions asked.