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I'm Not Bald I'm Just Taller Than My Hair

Size Guide
Color
Heather Grey
Charcoal
Military Grey
Black
Size

At the end of the day, a full head of hair is only skin deep. Think about that for a second. Wear your shiny pate with pride, along with this t-shirt, to show you are not a sore (hair) loser.

Pair it with your go-to jeans for the ultimate casual combination.

Leave untucked with your go-to jeans or layered under a blazer.

  1. HEATHER GREY: 50% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 25% Rayon
  2. CHARCOAL: 52% Cotton, 48% Polyester
  3. MILITARY GREY and BLACK: 100% Cotton
  4. Signature comfort
  5. Regular fit
  6. Crew neck
  7. Machine wash cold, Tumble dry low
  8. USA Strong
  9. Dahmian is wearing a Small (Charcoal). His specs are Height: 5'10", Waist: 29, Shirt Size: S, and Suit: 38 Regular.
    Bill is wearing a Medium (Heather Grey & Military Grey). His specs are Height: 6'0"", Waist: 32, Shirt Size: M, and Suit: 40 Regular.

  1. Standard shipping 4-8 business days in the US. (times may vary during holidays)
  2. Every piece is designed with your story in mind. If you're not completely happy, we accept all returns or exchanges with original tags attached within 30 days - no questions asked.