I'm Not Bald I'm Just Taller Than My Hair

Size Guide
Gender
Color
Heather Grey
Charcoal
Military Grey
Black
Size
  • At the end of the day, a full head of hair is only skin deep. Think about that for a second. Wear your shiny pate with pride, along with this t-shirt, to show you are not a sore (hair) loser.

    A perfect staple to any wardrobe.

    Pair it with your go-to jeans for the ultimate casual combination.

    A tee you wouldn’t want to take off. Yep, it’s that comfortable.

      1. 52% Cotton, 48% Polyester
      2. Regular fit
      3. Crew neck
      4. Machine wash cold, Tumble dry low
      5. USA Strong
    Dahmian is wearing a Small (Charcoal). His specs are Height: 5'10", Waist: 29, Shirt Size: S, and Suit: 38 Regular.
    Bill is wearing a Medium (Heather Grey & Military Grey). His specs are Height: 6'0"", Waist: 32, Shirt Size: M, and Suit: 40 Regular.
    1. Delivery estimate 4-8 business days in the US. (times may vary during holidays)
    2. Every piece is designed with your story in mind. If you're not completely happy, we accept all returns or exchanges with original tags attached within 30 days - no questions asked.