I'm so hip that even my bones have swag, too funky to be a fungus, and too fly to be caught by a fly swatter. So don't bother saying goodbye, because once you meet me, you'll never want to leave this coolness behind. I'm like a one-man party, bringing the funk wherever I go. Even my shadow has rhythm. And let me tell you, I'm not a flunky - I'm a funk master.