I'm so Lit-erary that I can turn a grocery list into a bestselling novel. I mean, have you seen the way I craft my emails? Hemingway himself would be proud of my succinct and poignant prose. And don't even get me started on my Instagram captions - they're so poetic, people think I'm the next Wordsworth. So if you need some lit-erary magic in your life, just call me the Dumbledore of words.